Office by Alex Penny
Hi! My name is Kelly and I’m a fitness-a-holic.
Although many find any type of “-ism” to be detrimental to one’s health, I have decided that I’m perfectly fine remaining an addict.
My health addiction has led me to be well studied and practiced on all kind of wellness regimes.
I work too much and sleep to little...but I LOVE it!
Today, I discovered that there are some really inconsiderate people roaming this earth. I was out shopping at Express on my lunch hour today, and was in search of a new pair of pants that just made me feel good. Well, I thought for surely I had found the pair. You know ladies what I’m talking about…the ones that you don’t need to do the little squat and wiggle to make them feel comfortable…but, the ones you put on and you look at your butt and go oh la la all those squats really paid off! While I was admiring my booty in the mirror, one of the sales associates approached me and asked if she could get me a larger size or two…Really?! Of course I would like someone to tell me if I look horrible in something, but did she have to offend me in such a way?? I could have asked her if she needed some fries to go with all that grease in her hair, but of course I bit my tongue and walked out of the store without purchasing a thing…I’m officially boycotting Express!!
